Stay Cool Don’t Vent

You need to stay cool and be relaxed, calm and peaceful. You just can’t do it when it’s real hot, you’re sweating and all flustered. AC to the rescue! But here’s the thing to ponder over: To vent or not to vent, is that even a question?

I’m writing this because I love summer, enjoy the sun and the warmth but I’m not so happy trying to sleep when it’s so hot and I’m drenched in perspiration. I love the cool breeze an AC sends out but because I couldn’t afford to install a big system or even a mini-split, I opted for a portable air conditioner.

No Hose, No Blows

Cool Air

All fine in hotland you might say and yeah, I guess it is. It’s cool. Only thing is I hated that I had to hang that ugly plastic hose out my window, so I got a window kit.

But I still have that hose looking at me and sneering, “I know I’m ugly but I’m here, I’m in your face and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

So I live with it, put up with it and just get on with enjoying being cool indoors.

But then I heard about an alternative kind of cooler that is vent-free.

It’s a truly ventless air cooler that’s moveable and it still works without needing the window kit or even a hose. Read about the high powered versions here: here: http://ventlessportableairconditioner.intervalinc.com/air-conditioning/best-high-power-evaporative-coolers/ and never look back!

Evaporative Coolness

It’s a great, low cost, low energy hogging alternative to the room refrigeration monster with the big ugly tail. No exhaust means no hose needed to vent hot air out a window, because there’s no hot air! Just a cooled breeze that feels natural and kinda nice.

These coolers work simply by evaporating moisture and blowing the chilled air into the room with a fan. They use about 100-200 watts of electricity and that’s a massive saving over the kilowatt or two a small portable AC uses to do the same job.

I’m getting me one as soon as possible and then we’ll see how great it works. I hear you can just wheel these units from room to room and all you need to do is unplug the power supply and then plug it in where you decide to take it next. How amazing is that?

Oh yeah. Time to chill. No more pointless hose to stare and me with that sneering, blank look that I hate. Yeah, we’ll see who is still smiling you ugly hose… and how smug you’re feeling when I put you out with the trash!

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A Summer Chill

What could this sudden feeling of coldness be on such a warm, sunny summer’s day? Logic would dictate that since the temperature outside is hovering somewhere in the low 80s Fahrenheit, everything in this house of mine would be similarly temperate since there is a glaring lack of air conditioning or other artificial means of lowering the temperature.

Yet here I sit, feeling positively chilled to the bone wrapped in a blanket lying on the sofa!

Methinks something is not quite right inside the old skin and bones and perhaps it might be a better than bad idea to consider calling in the doctor. For if my logic is sound, there is a better than average chance I’m coming down with something that I’d rather not be coming down with and that a timely prescribed potion from a medical magician might alleviate.

Chilled or Chilling?

Not for the fleetest moment did it enter my head that something else might be the cause of my sudden feeling of the shivers on this hot day. What else could possibly cause this was not a notion that I would entertain. I was pretty sure it was a case of the common cold or even influenza that was laying me low.

It just so happened that my neighbor is a medical man and also a personal friend, so I did not hesitate any longer in getting him on the phone. It was, after all a Saturday and he would not be at work.

Luck was with me. He answered and said he’d be round in a jiffy.

What happened next was completely unexpected.

The Doctor Visits

Knowing there was a fairly good chance I would be unwilling to leave the sanctity of my sofa to answer the front door, my doctor friend came in through the unlocked back door and found me huddled like a frightened child in my tightly wrapped blanket looking rather sorry for myself.

The doctor was already rubbing his hands together and looking rather cold standing there in shorts and a short sleeved shirt fashionably un-tucked. “Hey Buddy, when did you get the air conditioning installed?”

“What?”

“It’s freezing in here Bud. You don’t need a doctor, you need a handyman who knows how to turn down the thermostat!”

That kind of made me sit up rather sharply and furrow my brow in complete puzzlement. “I don’t have AC, Doc as you keep reminding me every summer when you call round for a cold beer.” I was beginning to wonder if he might not be pulling my leg, figuratively speaking. “Oh, I get it. Very funny. The beer is in the fridge where it always is you joker!”

“Um, I’m not joking with you Bud. I’m standing here armed with some rinky dink meds to fight your summer chill and it’s not you that’s cold. It’s this house!”

I slowly got up and dropped the blanket. I took a deep breath and discovered I could do this easily. No blocked nose or need to cough. I went over to the mirror and looked at my face. Not at all blotchy or red as I imagined it would be.

“Hey, I’m not sick, am I?” I offered reluctantly.

“Without looking you over, I can’t make that determination of course, but from here, you look OK to me.” The doctor pondered for a moment, then, “I think I’ll have that beer. Maybe you should join me.”

“Good idea Doc. In fact, let’s go out on the porch and drink it. I’m starting to get the heebie-jeebies in here.”

We grabbed two bottles of Coors from the fridge and headed out to the porch. It was wonderfully warm and relaxing out there. Not at all like the spookily chilly inside.

“What do you think, Doc? Is my place suddenly haunted?”

“Bud, you know I’m a man of science and ghosts and goblins don’t fit into that place. But you sure got something a little crazy happening in there if you don’t have any AC running overtime.” The doctor cracked open his beer and took a long swig. “Let’s just warm up out here a while and let the beers do the cooling.”

“I concur with your professional prognosis, Doc. Hey, it’s a darn nice day out here!”

Moral of the Story

If your house is cold even in summer and you’re not sick, a cold beer on a warn porch might not cure the problem, but it makes it a whole load easier to deal with.

Stay Cool with Portable Room Air Conditioning

People who enjoy being comfortable in their homes can read this and learn about keeping cool when the weather is hot with portable air conditioning.

There nothing quite like coming home in the heat of a steamingly hot summer’s day, walking into the house and being greeted by a blast of cool air as you go through the front door. Being able to sit in comfort with an air temperature regulated to a more civilized level is one of life’s essentials when you live in a hot climate, or at least an area that has very hot summers.

The traditional way to beat the heat is to instal whole house air conditioning, which is very nice as you can walk from room to room in that same regulated temperature which defies the outside atmosphere’s attempts to make you sweat. However, in many cases, this kind of solution can be not only expensive to install and run, but it is also hugely wasteful of power.

A better solution, especially for people who live alone or where there are only two of you living together is to opt for a portable air conditioner unit that can be moved around from room to room as you occupy them. Lets look at their advantages and why you would choose this option over any other.

Portable Air Conditioner Units Advantages

The main advantages of portable air conditioner units over the more conventional fixed room air conditioners or whole house air conditioning systems is that you not only have the benefit of portability, but you also save money by only needing the one air conditioning unit to serve several rooms in your home.

If you were to fit fixed air conditioning units in each room, the cost would be considerable and of course you would be tempted to leave units running in rooms that were not occupied “In readiness” for when they would be later. Often it happens that a room air conditioner will run for several hours keeping the air cool for the cockroaches until a human comes along and switches it off after deciding that no one will use the room after all.

Nice for cockroaches, but murder for humans when they get the next electricity utility bill!

On the other hand, single room portable air conditioners cut out that last problem completely, which is tough luck for the cockroaches. The unit is only switched on in the room you are occupying such as the living room while you are watching TV.

When you decide to go to another room, say to the bedroom to sleep, you simply wheel the portable air conditioning unit with you and withing minutes, your bedroom is cooled to a comfortable temperature and you can sleep in comfort while the unit controls the room’s temperature via its built-in thermostat.

Another advantage is the portable air conditioner units do not need to be permanently fixed to an outside wall, but can vent through any open space such as a window or door to the outside. You can find out more about them by visiting this great site: http://portableswampcoolers.com

The Power Savings of Portable Room Air Conditioner Units

As already stated earlier, with a portable room air conditioner unit you do not have the problem associated with whole house air conditioning or fixed units in every room that can be left on even when no human is in there or is even likely to occupy it anytime that day. That scenario is extremely costly in terms of power consumption and wastage.

What’s more that wasted power has to be paid for not just by the homeowner when they get the quarterly electricity utility bill, but also by the environment. That’s because polluting fuels are needed to generate the electricity that those hapless homeowners are wasting.

Surely it would be more sensible to only cool the room or rooms that humans are actually occupying. Even for small families, the purchase of two or three portable room air conditioner units is cheaper than having dedicated units installed in every room in the house and you have more control over the amount of power that is being used by there being far fewer units that can be switched on at any one time.

This saves power, saves money and saves the wastage that helps to wreck the environment. Common sense can be a pretty wonderful thing when its used properly!